September 3, 2010, Friday, 245

North Texas Red Chili

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North Texas Red Chili by Frank X. Tolbert

Serving Size  : 50   

  Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
--------  ------------  --------------------------------
   1      pint          tequila
  10      medium        jalapeno peppers
  15      medium        ancho chili peppers
   3      medium        chipotle peppers
  10      medium        japanese peppers
  30      cloves        garlic -- minced
  30      pounds        stew meat -- lean
   1      cup           flour
   4      cups          chili powder
   6      cups          beef bouillon
   3      quarts        beer -- light
   4      tablespoons   coriander -- ground
   6      tablespoons   cumin
   4      tablespoons   oregano
   1      tablespoon    sugar
   2      tablespoons   salt
   5      tablespoons   masa harina
           
                                                                  
1) Have a big hit of tequila to establish a chili perspective.  
Pace yourself, though: serious chili cookery requires less 
concentration than brain surgery, but you'll still need your 
wits.

2) Discard seeds and veins from dried peppers. Cover peppers with 
water and boil for fifteen minutes, then cover pot and let sit.

3) Chop seeded and deveined jalapenos into small bits. Set aside. 
(CAUTION: Peppers burn! Beware of cooking fumes when boiling 
peppers; wash hands thoroughly after working with them. Be 
careful where you put your fingers for a couple of days.)

4) Take another belt of tequila. Move on to Phase II.

5) Lightly saute garlic in bacon drippings (or cooking oil) over 
medium heat. Do not brown. Transfer to kettle.

6) Brown meat a handful at a time in the pan used for the garlic. 
Turn frequently with a spatula. Do not crowd, or meat will steam. 
Transfer to kettle. (NOTE: This is boring and messy. Wear an 
apron and be prepared to clean up a lot of spatters.)

7) Sift flour and chili powder together. Combine with meat. Stir 
with a large wooden spoon (or small boat paddle) until meat is 
lightly coated.

8) Remove cooked chili peppers from liquid and mash into a paste. 
Save liquid. Add all peppers (including the jalapenos) to kettle.

9) Add beef broth, chili cooking liquid, and two and a half 
quarts of the beer to the kettle. Bring to a boil over medium 
heat. Stir frequently to avoid sticking. Liquid should be at 
least two or three inches above meat. Add more beer (or even 
water) if necessary.

10) More tequila; chase with remaining beer.

11) Reduce heat to a strong simmer, then add other seasonings. 
Rub cumin seeds, oregano, and coriander between your hands over 
the kettle. This may cause them to blend into the broth quicker, 
and it certainly feels good.

12) Cook over low heat, partially covered, until meat just begins 
to fall apart. This should take two and a half to three hours. 
Stir frequently. Taste from time to time to appreciate what a 
fine brew you have. Adjust spices. Relax, but don't collapse.

13) Tequila.

14) Optional: Make a roux with the masa harina and a cup or so of 
the cooking liquid. Add to the kettle for the last fifteen 
minutes of cooking. Do this if the chili needs to be thickened a 
bit or if you're partial to the tortilla bite that masa imparts.

15) Finish the tequila, if you haven't already.

16) Cool the chili, refrigerate overnight, and skim the grease 
off the top of the kettle the next morning. Leave it out of the 
refrigerator for a couple of hours before starting to heat it up. 
Warm S-L-O-W-L-Y over a very low fire before serving. Stir a lot 
to make sure it doesn't stick. Don't blow it all after this much 
work!

Serves 35-40 chiliheads or 55-60 polite eaters. I prefer it 
straight, but some people like it "going to the prom" (that is, 
topped with grated cheddar and chopped onions and maybe some 
chopped jalapenos, or a dollop of hot sauce).

A note on hotness: First-timers may want to cut back on the 
number of peppers in this recipe, at least during the early 
stages of cooking. Serious chili is a rich, tasty nectar with a 
sharp bite, but it shouldn't be so hot you can't eat it. On the 
other hand, it should make your forehead sweat!